Sometimes you're the car in the water...sometimes you're the crane trying to get it out

- Nothing bites you in the ass like a bad assumption, luckily the odds are you haven't made one as bad as this.
- You think you get a lot of spam? It could be worse.
- Some funny news articles - Vanilla Ice, a goat & a wallaroo, a coin flip to decide who would win an election for mayor, a Satanic sailor, & an old-school human sacrifice attempt...good times all around. At least Vanilla Ice can now be happy.