Derelict Shititorium

While walking around town today, I noticed a place called Spanky's Extreme Takeout. I'm not sure which is worse – the Spanky’s part or the Extreme Take Out part. They’ve somehow managed to name themselves something in which both halves of the name don’t inspire me to eat there in any shape or form. What, was ‘Derelict Shititorium’ already taken?

I went to school for Hotel & Restaurant Management, and one of most basic things covered is to not name a restaurant ‘Spanky’s’. As for ‘extreme’, when it comes to food I want it to be many things – tasty, quick, a good value, etc, but what I don’t want is for it to be ‘extreme’. The term ‘extreme’ when used in reference to food brings up nothing but bad imagery to me – extremely bad, extremely dry, extremely burnt, extremely disgusting, etc.

Now that I've finished that rant, here's a completely unrelated video to enjoy.